Me: Reece got chippy with me.
Me: 2 pictures of my son and smashed tortilla chips all over the living room floor.
Matt: I take it he got the bag?
Me: No, he’s magically shitting tortilla chips now. He’s like a little chip dispenser.
Matt: Sell him then.
Me: And he’s doing Mio shots.
Me: This is not a joke. He is stained orange from doing Mio shots. So don’t be surprised.
Matt: How did he get the Mio so he could do shots?
Me: Off the counter.
Me: Okay, so I am legitimately going crazy. No exaggeration here.
Matt: Why is that? (he is not surprised)
Me: I forgot my meds and my judgement is highly in question here.
Matt: You forgot them last night or the last few nights?
Me: And I think I may have forgotten more than once but I’m not 100% on that. And squirrels are furry homeless people if that explains things.
Matt: Good lord dear.
Me: And I’m breaking up with my therapist. Communication is key in any relationship (Manda brought that point up in another conversation) and she and I just don’t have that, so I’m going to have to leave her. And I need to get a referral for McKenzie from Medical but my judgement is too suspect for me to call right now.I may just tell the person I need a referral to stab people, who knows.
Matt: Maybe you should take your meds now.
Me: I did…..Now it’s the waiting game.
Me: Me and the crazy are becoming one, and my husband won’t let me be a goldfish. (I’ll explain about the goldfish later)
Matt: Well now you know what happens when you don’t take your meds.
Me: So, I will now fully admit that I’m mentally ill, but I’m not exactly sick.
Matt: You might be but I am not a professional.
Me: I’m supposed to be a professional one day but I’m not sure I’ll be able to handle all of that, I’m not good at adulting.
Matt: Me neither. (not sure if he meant he’s not sure I can handle being a professional or if he isn’t good at adulting either)
Me: We are quite the pair.
Matt: Yes we are.
Me:You should find a better wife, I’m a shit one.
Matt: Well, I believe you are the best wife for me dear.
Me: I’m not sure, but what do I know?
Matt: I told you Reece got his attitude from you.
Me: No, just his listening skills.
Matt: Same thing.
Me: Thankfully right now he’s not as crazy as me.
Matt: True that.
Me: (Meds finally kicked in). It’s exhausting to be me!
Matt: I bet. (He means it’s also exhausting to be with me)