Dear Readers,
I am in dire need of your assistance. My Funny is missing. I last saw it a couple of days ago prior to bed time. I had fed it, cuddled it, and tucked it into bed with me. The next morning when I woke up it was no where to be found.
I am truly lost, defeated, tired, and a bit stabby without my Funny. It helps me to be witty, have inappropriate comebacks, and to make my life more bearable. I am not sure if it has been kidnapped or if it ran off and left me for a better human. I have not received a ransom note so I am thinking it was not, in fact, kidnapped.
This is where I imagine my Funny would go…
I have checked the couch, the bed, the refrigerator, the back porch, the bathroom, and the bottom of several bottles of World’s Best Damned Root Beer. To no avail. Those bottles only had Cleany, Organizey, and Tiredy in the bottoms which were not at all helpful. All they wanted to do was clean and sleep instead of helping me to search for Funny. I am thinking it’s not here in the house at all.
I know I don’t appreciate my Funny often enough until it has gone missing. Sometimes for hours and other times for weeks. This periodic missing-ness does wonders for our relationship when Funny does come home, but I am about hopeless without it.
Right now while I’m sitting here writing this Funny is probably out having a party with the other missing funny’s, having cocktails and telling stories about the hysterical things they did when they were at home. Living it up, probably snorting some illegal drugs while discussing how long they will be gone. You live it up Funny, cause once you come home we are going to have a long talk about our relationship and how inappropriate it is for you to leave without even leaving me a damned note!
Now, if any of y’all come across my Funny at the local bar or making prank calls to your homes, you go ahead and send it home. It is not allowed to continually have fun without me, dammit! We belong together like cheese and mayo, shrimp and cocktail sauce, cucumber and martini’s, you get the picture.
So if any of you see or hear from my missing Funny, please send it home. I miss my Funny something awful. Thanks for your help in bringing funny home.
mylifeinrambles.com 
I’m definitely going to help you find your funny because everyone needs their funny 🙂 ~ hugs ~
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you! I just read your blog from today and it was one I desperately needed today! Thank you for being such an amazing person and for being just what I need each evening.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re very welcome although I’m not sure I’m all that amazing. I’m just me. I write straight from the heart because it’s all I know. I think it comes from everything I’ve been through. The post today was just the tip of the iceberg; I’m proof that you can and will get through anything.
LikeLike
I think your Funny and my Wakey might be somewhere together. Every time I have a minute to myself I fall asleep. This is nor normal. Where is my Wakey? Funny and Wakey are probably in Vegas right now, acting a fool. They’re in big trouble, mister.
LikeLiked by 1 person
My Typey is gone too.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Poor Typey, he probably got left halfway to Vegas by Wakey and Funny, since Tupey has to bring along Autocorrect who always fucks shit up.
LikeLike
Hence the Tupey that also had to go along according to autocorrect
LikeLike
Those bastards! Drinking a snorting drugs in Vegas without us! That’s it, they are getting cuffed to us when they get home. I won’t stand for these shenanigans…and you probably shouldn’t lay down for them either, just sayin’.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah, I spotted your funny right away reading this post. It must be hiding under your keyboard or something.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Maybe it’s just my mindsets not right…I’ll have to check under the laptop.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Looks like he’s been hanging out on your blog!! 😉 Great post.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Lol, what’s funny is I didn’t think it was funny at all when I was writing it.
LikeLike