Do not, for any reason, tell a professor that a blood thinner is blood lube. This will not bode well.
How do I know? Because I’m the one who said it. OF COURSE!!! Leave it to me to come up with some shit like that. After I said it, she looked at me and said what was that? I looked like a deer in the headlights. Then she asked me to say it again. So, of course I had to repeat my own idiocy.
Yes, Professor, I said blood lube. To which I get the look like I am retarded and she says “That’s a new one”. Please let me just die now. Let the teacher forget. I swear I am not a complete ass with no brain cells.
So again, do not use blood lube in lieu of Heparin, Coumadin, or Lovinox. It apparently is not your best option. Just sayin’.
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Okay, but you’re not actually wrong… also, not the dumbest thing ever heard in a lab. Not by a long shot.
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They didn’t understand you. I’m so calling it blood lube. To be honest I blame ulta girl for affecting the teacher’s sense of humour
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Dame straight! It’s all Ulta girls fault!!
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I like blood lube. Makes sense to me.
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Thank you! I thought it was very witty and humorous. My teacher, not so much.
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