Conversation with Matt from 5 minutes ago at the gas station in someplace in Michigan:
Matt: I got you this French vanilla cappuccino, and if you don't like it I got you this.
Me: What if I do like the French vanilla?
Matt: Then you can have both.
Me: Okay, cause you made it sound like I could only have it if I hated the French vanilla (which we both know I like).
Matt: Nope, try it.
Me: (happily takes a sip knowing I can have both cups) Oh! It's pumpkin spice!
Matt: Stares at me like I'm dumb
Me: isn't it? (Hath my taste buds deceived me? Is that possible? Am I wrong? No!)
Matt: (Smiles) Yep, pumpkin spice!
Who the hell does that to someone?